Dictionary for decoding women’s personal ads

Dictionary for decoding women’s personal ads:

40-ish…………………………….49.

Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.

Athletic…………………………..No breasts.

Average looking…………………Moooo.

Beautiful……………………….Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure………………On medication.

Feminist………………………….Fat.

Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.

Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.

New-Age…………………………Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s

Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

Outgoing……………………. …..Loud and embarrassing.

Professional……………………. Bitch.

Voluptuous………………………Very fat.

Large frame………………………Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.