Dictionary for decoding men’s English

Dictionary for decoding men’s english:

I am hungry………………………I am hungry

I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy

I am tired…………………………I am tired

Nice dress…………………………Nice cleavage!

I love you…………………………Let’s have sex now

I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?………………I’d like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?…………..I’d like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?……I’d like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?……..I’d like to have sex with you.

I don’t think your shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.