Questions about pregnancy

Here are a few answers to commonly asked questions about pregnancy asked by both men and women. First, the questions from women:

Questions from women

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Questions from men

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Only if the words “alimony” and “child support” scare you.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.